Politicians are usually depicted negatively in the media. Mostly warranted! The number of wrong decisions and other inconsistencies is bloodcurdling. It also applies to their utter disregard for human life in general.
Minister
for Development Aid
"I will not stand idly by looking at pictures of starving children! The fact is that there are more and more countries on this planet where eating disorders are running rampant. It especially rings true where sand trumps any form of sustainable arable farming. We must undertake something against the spread of anorexia. Emergency relief must include well-trained psychologists sent to address the cause on-site. If veggies are not readily available, hot dogs can provide a great nutritional alternative."
Guessing Game of Quotes
Who could state the following in the future?
"Only white plastic should be produced. If it floats in the sea, it reflects the sunlight. That helps against global warning."
"Prevent plastic in the ocean. Refugees can cling to it and will no longer drown. Any more of that stuff and they can walk on water."
"America, first! Here's to our plastic! I declare the plastic carpet to be American soil."
"One can use the boatloads of washed-up dead refugees brilliantly in renewable natural gas plants."