Critique Earth-Can Perspectives
Switching Perspectives
Imagine that you - as an alien - receive a package containing cans.
You discover that the lid is completely childproof.
After reading the warning label, you think:
“That sure is a good thing!”
The Educational Toy
"The balanced mix of geology, history, and violence is ideal for my child!
Nearly its entire existence lies before it. My kid is now of an age where it must keep itself occupied to attain proper social etiquette.
No more planet rattles and Saturn ring pacifiers!"